A Show To Die For

a show to die for

Dougal Well? Where is my bucket? Haven't you found it yet? 
Brian What bucket? 
Dougal Are you completely incompetent? You said you were looking for it! We'll be going on soon. Are you trying to make a fool of me? 
Florence I daresay you won't need any help in that department, Dougal. Leave Brian alone. 
Brian Oh the bucket! 
Florence Don't you worry about that, Brian. (She turns on Dougal.) Find your own blasted bucket! 
Dougal He's a grown man for god's sake. He can stand up for himself. Brian- 
Florence Not everyone has an ego the size of a football pitch! 
Dougal You'd think that you were his mother rather than Alexandria's. But then you always did have a weakness for young men. 
Florence Why don't you just leave, Dougal! I'm sure you must be depriving some village somewhere of it's idiot!
Dougal It's no wonder you're always down the bookie. Trying to win it all back are you? Florence, with you I always have the last laugh. 
Florence As they say: he who laughs last thinks slowest. 
Dougal How dare you! 
Florence Most men are idiots, Dougal but you wear the crown. You've been like this ever since John Devlin came to the village. What's wrong? Afraid that John will steal your limelight, that you won't be the star of the drama group anymore? Well, let me tell you, Dougal that you should have no fears there because you never were the star of the group, only an annoying little growth on the bottom of the am dram barrel. 
Dougal I'm not staying here to be insulted like this! 
Florence Fine, go somewhere else to be insulted then! 

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