Death on the Wild Side

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SAM enters stage right and walks to the women unseen.
SAM She’s gone again then?
POLLY (Surprised) Will you stop creeping up on people like that?
SAM It’s all in the training. See these hands? Deadly, they are.
POLLY You’re a zoo security guard, Sam. Not SAS.
JO Just the person I wanted to speak to.
SAM I’m busy.
POLLY Have the marmosets nicked your walky talky again?
SAM They’re very clever, I’ll have you know. Nimble too.
JO Never mind that. You left me a telephone message.
SAM It’s on your desk.
JO But I can’t read it. What was the message?
SAM It was your husband. Said he was at the hospital. Wanted to see you. Said to ring him there.
POLLY There’s a turn up for the books.
JO Is he all right? Why was he at the hospital?
SAM Didn’t say. Just to ring him. I’m not your servant, you know.
JO Ring him. Yes, I must. Polly, will you be all right with Miss Flapps?
POLLY Of course. Go and ring him.

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