The Crossed Swords

| Rosie | It's all right, Mum. We're here now. |
| Cybill | I told you that car was a waste of money but you wouldn't listen to me. |
| Rosie | Don't, Mum. |
| Cybill | Well, I'm just saying. |
| Rosie | Yes, Mum. |
| Duane Benton enters stage right. He is overloaded with suitcases. |
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| Duane | (putting the cases down) We only just made it, Rosie. A minute later and we'd have been soaked to the skin. |
| Rosie | Yes, Duane love. |
| Cybill | Well, if you'd listened to me in the first place. |
| Rosie | Yes, all right, Mum. |
| Cybill | I see. My opinion is of no consequence. |
| Rosie | Of course it is. |
| Cybill | And don't you go helping him with those cases, my girl. This is your honeymoon. You're supposed to be cherished by the man you marry, not run after him like an unpaid skivvy. |
| Duane | Fat chance. |
| Cybill | What did you say? |